Q: Ahh! Everything is all ugly and scroll-y and stuff!
A: Well. This website was made with a resolution of 1024x768, on full screen. If things happen to look mis-aligned, wonky or otherwise wrong with those settings, there's a pretty good chance we were just feeling lazy.

Q: ... I don't get it. What's the joke?
A: Our comics are more in the format of the inane, weird, crazy, and the odd brilliant idea or conversation piece we come up with, usually at around 5:30 in the morning while we're still heavily caffeinated, but also ready to sleep. So yeah, more often than not there won't be a punchline.

Q: Did you reall need to put a Q&A up for your comic? I mean really, how big do you expect this to get?
A: Actually, yes. Not only do people like to ask questions, but we like having an FAQ on our site. It makes it look more important than a webcomic done by two idiots that looked at an over-crowded market and said 'Me too.' ... And that's the important factor.

Q: Are you guys really that weird?
A: Weirder! You try remembering forty minute ramblings and placing the highlights into a bit of text. We've actually considered taking a tape recorder on one of our twelve mile hikes... At the time of writing, our geeky asses have gone on about ... Seven, I think. Zack had to get a new pair of shoes, and Justin's shoes are starting to become so deformed and damaged, they're no longer shoes so much as foot covering devices of hurt.
Let's do a little math. At five liters of pop on average per trip, at $1.40 per liter.. I'm not going to even try to remember what we paid for chips and junk... So far we're down $50 plus the cost of shoes. You know, this exercise thing seems to be a danger to your health and your wallet.

Q: Why do you have as many filler comics as you do regular comics?
A: Well, the trick is - They're as much our regular comics, as our regular comics. Each one of them was inspired directly by our various ramblings, hobbies, and... Well. That's about it, actually.

Q: Ok, the art sucks. Really, two floating heads with little to no terrain - And the terrain is horribly drawn at that. Why?
A: Well. We're considering doing an entire re-write into a more 'proper' comic medium, once we've A; got an artist, B; have a large enough following (more than three) people) that such a change will shock and repel them, and C; have run out of ideas, so uploading the entire comic in a re-release like yet another special edition of star-wars seems like a brilliant plan of attack. Really, it's mostly because we don't have an artist.


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